sometimes all you can genuinely do is listen to paramore

sports are insane. i just know a bunch of people now. nobody should know the names of this many people

sidney crosby is gonna be in italy playing in the olympics for the first time since 2014 staring at the guy who played the slutty bottom fictional version of himself carrying the olympic torch as a reward for throwing ass so good on television it hypnotized the entire world

i love being attracted to women i think its fun and awesome for me

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

watching everyone go to the bench for a line change except for macklin is like watching da vinci painting the mona lisa if da vinci was ryan warsofsky and the mona lisa was child labor