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As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”
having a romantic bath with this special guy
pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many
raccoons and their… little hands

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Date someone who will date you
Need me a freak like that
I…. ordered something online several weeks ago, very late at night, when I was not thinking clearly. I forgot about it until I got a shipping notification in my email two days ago, and now I just have to live with myself knowing I actually purchased it. I’ll share photos when it arrives, because I’ve decided that shame should be felt sparingly and only for deserving things, but. Ugh. I can’t believe I actually bought that.
I really hope it’s a mandolin because once my friend blacked out, bought a mandolin online, got said mandolin in the mail about 2 weeks later, and then subsequently decided, “Eh, what the shit, I’ll learn mandolin.” which is a pretty good way to take up an instrument, I think.
this item has no functional use and is way stupider than you’re probably imagining
aaaand now it’s buried at the back of my closet forever
“Very late at night when i was not thinking clearly”
HON just say you were drunk
Look, I know I’m a lightweight, but I still don’t think “one cider” counts as drunk.
all letters in my name are actually silent
it’s pronounced like *gust of wind*
Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here
depends on your accent
“We didn’t used to have all this ADHD and Autism and stuff” I think what you mean is that people used to go undiagnosed and get absolutely no help and were forced to suffer through their life because they had no support or understanding whatsoever but sure, Janice, pretend my generation invented Autism.
My grandfather was legit diagnosed with ADHD at the age of about 80 and he was like “OH”
“we didn’t used to have all this cancer and septicemia and stuff, people just randomly dropped dead because the gods were angry.”
This is the first time in a decade that we’re having an Olympics without an accompanying Mario vs. Sonic videogame.

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The greatest trick the health care industry ever pulled was to convince us they have to work in their pajamas
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun
where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart
Up north for Christmas! (yes I know it kinda looks like I have boobs in this picture)
@ people who write fic of siblings: we don’t constantly call each other “big sis” or “little brother” stop doing that

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girls w low or raspy voices are hot don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
and this most DEFINITELY includes trans girls
@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened
if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken
this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth