i am the Great Cornholio

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way