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But yeah, I experienced something similar when I watched Arrival™ (2016).

As a professional, I must say that this blog is NOT the place for these kinds of questions, but as a friend of Bigfoot’s, I must remind you that the cell reception in the woods is subpar. Have you considered that he wants to talk to you but can’t? If this is going to be too much of a strain on your relationship, you either need to figure something out or move on. It’s the sad truth, but you need to respect his time and yours.

Do NOT make posts asking the ALIENS to abduct you! You are giving them PERMISSION to ENSLAVE our species! Not all aliens have that intention, but it is important to clarify that, as humans, we like our planet and do not want it taken from us nor do we want to be taken from it!

The Mothman is REAL and that is a COLD, HARD FACT. Before my neighbor, Richard “Dick” Thompson, had a stroke, I had seen Mothman over his roof a couple times. Maybe I should’ve said something, but we didn’t call him “Dick” for nothing.

I am NOT an alien and any allegation made against me is FALSE and FABRICATED by the government to TURN my followers AGAINST me. I am OUTRAGED by this HEINOUS propaganda.

There is no such thing as my WORST alien encounter. My entire life has been comprised of many TERRIBLE experiences. Once an alien STOLE my unopened, FIRST-EDITION, Blu-Ray copy of M. Night Shyamalan’s THE LAST AIRBENDER™ and gave me a WET WILLIE. Another time, the SUPERCUTS™ that my GREAT AUNT works at was ROBBED. She suspects my cousin Ricktor, but I know the truth. The ALIEN truth.