snork mimimi

twitch stream where i give birth live on twitch

highest donation gets to pick the first name, highest bits get middle name, latest sub gets last name.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

happy birthday america. just one bite of hamburger would begin to degrade my body. much respect

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

anyway i think fans of unjustly overhated female characters and fans of unjustly overhated characters of colour should unionize

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

Look how much gun violence this prevented.

that's more direct action than the entirety of the United States Government has taken in 30 years what are you talking about