stuck in the penis dimension

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

Be still my yaoi heart!!!!!!!

I dont trust

@bronzong-detector

I never play roblox when i was young i played with invisible beings and shadows

if you’re on tumblr long enough you’ll find yourself being called a worthless piece of shit by someone who’s an objectively worse person than you could ever be. and that’s showbiz baby

this is also how customer service works too

This is actually such a power move for me because everyone who has beef with me knows I have an actual attempted mass murder charge (that got knocked down to a misdemeanor for just assault, hence I can continue to talk shit on tumblr rn lmao), so to get dragged in any way on tumblr by a bitch whose mental issues are on full display is usually only an even bigger blow whenever someone starts beef with me and I retaliate lmao

what’s the first song on ur wrapped playlist that starts with the first letter of ur name

plankton’s guilty expression here has always struck me. he’s betrayed spongebob’s trust before and he knows he’ll likely do it again, and yet spongebob still cares enough about him to make a special valentine just for him. it conjures an image of him hunched over a desk with an x-acto knife and a magnifying glass, possibly with several failed attempts in the bin, all so plankton, a man who has and will continue to leverage his trust to his own selfish ends, can have something nice on a holiday that likely holds no special meaning to him. but spongebob will continue to love plankton because spongebob loves everybody, no matter how they have wronged him. in this way he is like jesus christ

hes so cute i need to see him half dead havinf a violent mental breakdown on the floor

This is one of the best videos ever