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the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”

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Amy Schumer: “I’M SUCH A WHORE!! MY VAGINA IS BIG AND HAS LOTS OF FLAPS!! I’M GROSS! LET ME TALK ABOUT HOW BAD MY VAGINA SMELLS!! MEN ARE FUCKING GROSS, RIGHT? LETS GET POLITICAL REAL QUICK! NOM NOM NOM FEED ME DICK AND CUM!!!!”

Amy Schumer: “My special has a 1 star rating because of trolls and the alt-right!!“

chessys

i love when ur lying on ur side and a little tear rolls out for no reason its so cinematic and on brand

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me: has a breakdown

me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down

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“Women are held to a different standard than men. Some guy said to me, ‘Don’t you think you’re too old to sing rock and roll?’ I said, ‘You’d better check with Mick Jagger.’” - Cher (b. May 20, 1946)

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Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

speciesofleastconcern

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

beggars-opera

double confirmed

theriseofd0

Reasons I am like BB-8:

yells a lot

would travel across the galaxy for oscaar isaac

has to be given directions often

still fails to follow directions

is smol

would stay by daisy ridley’s side if she let me

would travel the galaxy with john boyega

willing to help but also sort of a nuisance

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Beautiful pictures from the Fisher & Reynolds memorial ❤️

I LOVE MY MOM

#cher #the original cher #not cher lloyd #cherilyn sarkisian

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i’ve been laughing for half an hour

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“Donald Trump is in the news again today because-”

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i feel like… we need more glitter… overall

rainbowcolouredshoes

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.

andthebluestblue

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

bekstek

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

joshpeck

GET HIM, KIMBERLY

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cher forgot where the e in her name was and i love her

#cher #not cher lloyd #the real cher #cherilyn sarkisian #jay leno

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I can’t stop thinking about the wisecrack carrie fisher would make about debbie reynolds dying a day after her: the joke about her family, always bringing the drama, the ‘she couldn’t stand to let me have all the attention even when I had just died. I want you all to remember that I did it first.’

I like to imagine her in the afterlife adding material to her stand up: ‘I’m really disappointed to be here tonight, I was hoping I’d get to haunt george lucas for that metal bikini.’ ‘do you know how long the line for this place is? I flipped off nancy reagan and fidel castro on the way in. ’ ‘when I said dear lord please don’t let me live to see that orange buffoon be president I should have been a helluva lot more specific.’

playing to a sold out audience, her mother in the front row. bowie and rickman at a table in the back.

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