Troubled Artist

there's something about morticia and gomez, miss piggy and kermit, howl and sophie that is not at all cishet. at their core they're for gay people

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

Whoever wrote this is in on the joke.

victorian children ghosts are fucked up because british people are just like that if a ghost child was from like wyoming theyd just ask for craft mac and cheese all the time british children just crave viscera and violence

about to post something really great

Wait wait hang on I gotta find something

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

I swear y'all are just typing "Based on your likes!" and putting it in green text

that's the joke

Her and Yoko Taro are legends at hiding from cameras. xD