That One Guy

Why would you NOT be patient with overworked staff. Is there any interaction more honest and rewarding than seeing someone obviously overwhelmed and telling them "y'all look super busy, don't worry about serving me fast, take your time" and watching them drop the customer service act for a sec to be like "yeah it is nuts today, you have no idea", like babe I've BEEN there, anyone in here gives you shit u know I gochu

Idk why but villains with standards will always be the funniest thing to me. like you'll get someone who will take absolute pleasure in doing the most vile things but paying their minions less than minimum wage? how dare you insult their honor. there'll be a guy who just loves terrorizing people but if you say something sexist about his sidekick he'll punch you in the throat and step aside with glee to let her pummel you. villains who are like "murder is fine generally but if you're a homophobe then I'll tie you to a boulder and catapult you into the ocean". Idk there's just something innately hilarious about a villain who is very definitively bad, like extremely morally reprehensible, but like there are just certain things that even they won't stoop to, thereby implying that those who do are worse

It’s especially funny when their limits are bizarre or mundane, like villains who are OK with murder, but who draw the line at leaving a shopping cart in the middle of a parking space.

this is better than the entirety of the deathnote anime

Thank you for the insight. Please send my regards to the modding community and also tell them they are some of the funniest people on Nexus Mods right now

It's like this out there, what can we say? Unless you are 100% sure it's human you don't want to go investigate when it's dark, trust us.

I live in the confluence of the Mojave and Great Basin. We have a ton of rugged mountains with Cougars, Bears, Bobcats, Foxen and Coyote. Every single one of them makes a call that sounds like a human in distress.

every day i find out that my mutuals have trucks

PLEASE if u see this tell me if u have a drivers license and a car and if u have a car what kind is it

every assassin you've tried to send after me desires me carnally

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.