we don't do anything with dignity

hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

HOW TO BE GOTH IN HEAT WAVE

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

no it really is that summer time sadness