A Study in Trolo

umm no u must be from like montana or somethin and have shitty pizza cause frozen pizza usually sux

You say “pizza is pizza” but the instant pineapple/mushrooms/something else gets involved, half of you folks will turn on us. Hypocrites! Traitors! Heretics!

@parks-and-rex excuse you? Pineapple on pizza is best pizza.

almost 3000 notes and no one has taken offense to me using necromancy to resurrect john lennon in order to kill him again

oh please we love it! 

reagan’s next

That’s my secret Cap.  I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

Accidental crocodiles lol

Crocodiles are conspiring to become the third domesticated predator

merry christmas i am the gay cousin

jingle bells  jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to be the one cousin who’s gay

ok but why be sad when you could think about arthur weasley watching how it’s made

Is this what Chaotic good is?

sold out his fellow employee in a second damn