all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

have you guys considered hobbies

all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed

have you considered skincare

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

sometimes i feel so sorry and want to apologize to my past self, I've never treated them right or with respect and blamed them for things they did, but they did good.

Oh my god!!!

This right here, is exactly why propaganda in the United States fights to convince people that universal healthcare is shitty. Because if Americans legitimately realized how good universal health Care would be for them, they’d stop letting all the healthcare companies rake in billions of dollars in profit every damn year

Brick’Em Young!?

If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

everything I’ve learned about kanye west has been against my will

its fucking dember.

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

hey uh I hate to tell you this but your golden retriever boyfriend comes from a pet store and not a reputable breeder

I'll become his reputable breeder

what if there was a beverage... that gave you the energy of a monster... i shudder to think such a product could ever hit store shelves

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job