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> its a great day to have been a "he is literally buddy simulator 1984" verity truther > and not a freaky yandere truther

Deltarune Fun Fact:

Papyrus: Sans! What is this?

Sans: milk.

Papyrus: No it's not! Why is it solid?

Sans: didn't you read the label? it's 100% milk.

Papyrus: That doesn't explain why it's...

Papyrus, squinting: Oh. You weren't kidding. 100% milk. Shouldn't it say "whole milk" instead?

Sans: nah. they don't want you to know this, but "whole milk?" it's actually only about 3.5%. hardly any more than 2% milk.

Sans, winking: i get the whole whole milk. (The first "whole" is in all caps.)

sans, eyes closed: they don't sell this stuff at your local grocery store. you gotta know where to find it.

Papyrus, sweating nervously: Then where the hell did you get this???

Sans: oh, i make my own supply.

Papyrus, smiling: Oh, ok.

Papyrus, suspicious: Wait. You said earlier that "they" don't want you to know this.

Papyrus, sweating nervously: Who's they?

sans, winking: big farma. ("Farma" is spelled with an F instead of a P H here, to make it a joke about farms, where milk comes from.)

Papyrus, angry: Saaaaaans!!!

Textbox with no face sprite in it: Oogh, shut up, shut up, shut up!!! (the second "up" and the last "shut up" are in all caps.) I'm trying to do my makeup, but I can't focus with you two imbeciles bickering about milk! ("Imbeciles" and "milk" are in all caps.) Don't you idiots know that the percentage on a milk carton is the percentage of fat in the milk? ("Idiots" and "Fat" are in all caps.) That's not 100% milk! That's 100% fat! There isn't even milk in there anymore! It's!!! Just!!! Fat!!!

Papyrus, googly eyed: Mew mew!?

Papyrus, angry: I thought I told you to stop living in my walls!!

Mew mew: And I told you to stop living in the empty spaces between the walls I live in! Get used to it, mew~! ("You" and "Get used to it" are in all caps.) Now answer the question for realsies this time, sans! Where the hell did you find that!? ("Realsies" and "Hell" are in all caps.)

Sans, expression serious: well, i didn't want to tell you this, but... the truth is...

Sans, winking: i got it from the fridge.

Sadly, the Half a Decade Zine is cancelled, but I can still happily show the piece I made.

I remember it was really fun to work on this, so enjoy it as much as I did making it! These circumstances just happen, I guess. I just gotta keep moving on to other projects and fun

screenshot redraw (slightly altered by mixing frames where Gordon is pointing and stuff to fit the vision)

original screenshot under cut: