wet bird

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

undertale and deltarune has kind of been the best way to chart the way tumblrspeak has changed over time

These things happen in my dreams constantly

benefits of using 10 different kinds of adblocking software and exclusively pirating media: you start receiving marketing from the creepypasta universe

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

(Doing phrenology on Hey Arnold) This boy loves sports