Not Gay as in happy,    but Queer as in fuck you

Need $500 by Monday to get into the new place, I was able to get a hotel until Tuesday and I'm trying really hard to not be on the streets with the health problems I have, I'm worried that I would not survive this heat wave. I'm also worried about losing my jobs if I end up unhoused which would make everything so much worse

THE APARTMENT DID NOT WORK OUT, IM IN DESPERATE NEED OF HELP MAINTAINING MY HOTEL ROOM AND FOOD FOR MY DOGS AND I

more than anything i want this zucc vs musk cage match to go through and for zucc to pick elon up like a disobedient chihuahua and drop him directly on his head and walk out of the ring without saying anything as the commentators start freaking out because musk isn't moving and the ref can't find a pulse

Mark Zuckerberg has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do the funniest thing possible.

okay i was joking initially but like. think about it. brutally murdering the richest man on earth with your bare hands on live TV in front of dozens of cameras and a live audience is about the most impossible thing to get away with, and if it was anyone other than Zucc, they'd be shot dead immediately and that would be that. but which security guard is going to shoot Mark fucking Zuckerberg? you can't just shoot him, you have to, like, bring him to justice with a trial, because we're better than that or whatever. and because Zucc has more money and lawyers than God he could probably draw it out for years. decades, even. jury members mysteriously disappear and have to keep being replaced. the judge recuses themselves after receiving an email during the trial with an attached video of themselves sleeping the previous night, filmed from their laptop's webcam (which they have a sticker over). the prosecutor's car drives off a bridge on the way to trial and when it's finally dredged up weeks later the brake lines were cut and there's no sign of a body.

also hyperpop musicians would sample the head bonk

Need $500 by Monday to get into the new place, I was able to get a hotel until Tuesday and I'm trying really hard to not be on the streets with the health problems I have, I'm worried that I would not survive this heat wave. I'm also worried about losing my jobs if I end up unhoused which would make everything so much worse

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they should start making billionaire space tourism rockets out of camping gear and xbox controllers next

birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"