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World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

nobody ever mentions this but Soviet jazz is really good

No clue what I would look up but Ill try and find some

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

That looks like 1 carrot to me

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

That's because this is Silmarillion

so many areas have been un-wetlanded and we need to re-wet them. if there is an area that makes a big puddle for days every time it rains everyone wants to make a channel to make the water go away faster. but actually that solution creates muddy polluted water flowing rapidly into the streams. the real solution is to dig a wide shallow pit to become a pond and make the water hang out for longer so it can become the cattails' and rushes' home. make sure to make the edges a gradual slope so the frogs can get in easily btw

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

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