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(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.
discovering i can do many strange things. like have a whistle through my teeth when i say what. how the fuck did that happen that was weird as fuck
many days i would like to commit acts of great violence. like luigi mario.

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Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.
The mirror replied "To whom?"
"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".
The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.
The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
GANG I'M MOVIN TO COLORADO
THIS IS GOING TO FUCK MY COLLEGE DEGREE UNLESS I FIGURE SOMETHING OUT BUT!
IT'S FINE. THIS IS MORE OF A NET GOOD.
you have won a lifetime supply of this
How do you feel?
good!
I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH
im drowning in my supply help
Eh it's okay
BAD. VERY BAD
results/other
you would receive the supply once a month
the brand/type will vary so you could
you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die
I can sell these bad bitches to all the occultists and covens making a killing! I bet the Catholic Church would buy them for $1 a pop. . .
love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

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how old is sans deltarune
0-19 years old
20-29 years old
30-39 years old
40-49 years old
50-59 years old
60-69 years old
70-100 years old
older than 100
in undertale i always thought of sans on the younger side but in deltarune he reads as much older to me. wondering what other people think about the matter. if you have Opinions on skeleton ages please please please yap in the tags im curious
Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.
I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.
Can I propose the XKCD method instead?
XCKD 945, ID in Alt
i wish i was better at coming up with plots. its like i put all of my effort into creating plots when i was like 12 and finished one plot and then all that left my body
i really have some metal sonic shit i want to write or a game to make or SOMETHING i have so much i want to say about my fucking boy that i've been working on in the back of my mind since like idfk the release of sonic heroes and im just. sad sigh. i want to write for him, tails. i want to write for him a lot. i'll be back
dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results
if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

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its been like a decade and i still don't understand the urge to put your lights on a wifi network
I know people were sayign this from the very beginning but like, what actual convenience does that provide for you that a light switch doesnt' have already? You have to set up bullshit on your wifi (which is always a nightmare, even before you get to the security vulnerabilities) and in turn you get...a point of attack for your home network that literally anyone with third-grade javascript knowledge can exploit.
Everything else that's got like, schedules and stuff, could be solved by simply putting a basic scheduling function that my parent's programmable thermostat had back in 1997, no wi-fi or networking required.
In general, IoT devices fall into one of three categories:
1.) Could have been a power strip 2.) Could have been a timer 3.) Juicero
I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
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(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)