Better Than A Hybrid

What if plants are farming us. Giving us oxygen and until we eventually die, turning us to mush so that they can consume us.

Start setting up mannequins and cardboard cutouts everywhere, hopefully they'll waste all their time and resources

the last addition was fucking iconic

😊 Heartwarming

Nancy and her friends are lovely :)

Idk why but villains with standards will always be the funniest thing to me. like you'll get someone who will take absolute pleasure in doing the most vile things but paying their minions less than minimum wage? how dare you insult their honor. there'll be a guy who just loves terrorizing people but if you say something sexist about his sidekick he'll punch you in the throat and step aside with glee to let her pummel you. villains who are like "murder is fine generally but if you're a homophobe then I'll tie you to a boulder and catapult you into the ocean". Idk there's just something innately hilarious about a villain who is very definitively bad, like extremely morally reprehensible, but like there are just certain things that even they won't stoop to, thereby implying that those who do are worse

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

World Heritage Post

vampire stake to the heart wont work if your tits are big enough

Yeah, you just catch it

Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.

Then I just use a spear instead.

you are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas and for what. why would you do that to the ecosystem

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

Oh it got better

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

When I was a young warthogggg *cue Timon and Pumbaa*

This isn’t a warthog, it is a highly prolific Canadian author!