Julie

Little bear!

I got your toothpaste!

some fucking asshole, probably one of those pricks from Bedrock, just cut me off in traffic and i almost wrecked my cavemobile. it’s like, hey buddy, haven’t you ever heard of a fern signal? [1]

my jonas brother in christ

If you see someone shoplifting no you didn't

He has no right with that awful url

kind of gay for a man to compete for the position as richest person. so you want to get your net worth close to that of mostly other men? are stocks really the only thing you're investing in? 🤨

my parents made 25 years of marriage go down the drain

THIS IS THAT GUY WHO CUT HIS OWN SALARY TO 0 DURING THE PANDEMIC TO RAISE THE WAGE FOR HIS WORKERS AND MAINTAIN THEIR BENEFITS YOU GO WHITE BOY

Nailed it.

Lmao 😭

alignment chart

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4