That's so wack..

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

always reblog italian manwhore summer

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

happy birthday garrett

happy birthday garrett

Happy birthday garrett

Happy birthday garrett

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

I live on a fucking island that's the same size as the contiguous USA. A great many of us also never travel to other countries. "Oh well if we don't physically go somewhere then we can't remember it exists long enough to give it any consideration" are you a fucking toddler? Countries that have major roles in threatening the safety and welfare of other countries absolutely should be prioritising their behaviour towards those countries, and if your reasoning is "yeah well I'm never going to visit there because it's so far away, so why should I care what the foreign policies I voted for are doing to those places" then you are not the fucking good guy.

They locked employees out of their government email and now don't know how to reach them. Holy fuck

#Please little bird

For fuck’s sake give me a good day, please

C'mon, bird. There's a specific obituary I'm really looking forward to reading.