i'm in your fucking kitchen

Update: Macy is eating now! Unfortunately it's not a lot of food. Thank you to everyone that has donated so far!

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

if I was a professional hockey player you could not media train me enough to keep me from saying "do you wanna see the bruise??" to reporters asking about a hit I took. & then showing it to them

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation