:-)

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

This is art to me

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

Hey guys just FYI angrily jiggling the handle to a locked bathroom door without saying anything won’t make it Less In Use but it will, however, make me want to take longer