Neither human, nor devil. All bends to my will.

im really trying not to be mean because this is a harmless thing to do and looks like it takes skills but im so so so baffled at the twitter artist who shrinks real people to have gnomelike proportions

The bird must hatch out of the egg… It fights its way out… All of that… To destroy a world to be born… All of that…. For mild chronic nausea

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

why are literally the most beautiful girls in the world working meenynum wage type retail jobs. girl youshould be. in a temple. writing poetry. god. I don't fucking know

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

COMPUTER HUNGRY FEED IT DUST AND HAIR

computer thirsty feed it linkin_park_-_numbMP3.exe

I’m just a little flying insect please please PLEASE let me kill myself in your beverage

‘i don’t want to see a man wearing exposing clothing and striking a feminine pose’ WELL I DO‼️‼️‼️