“It’d be nice to heal you once and not doing it again for a week”
“How would you have fun then?”
If Disney does end up adapting Percy Jackson and screws over these two I riot
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@trashynico
“It’d be nice to heal you once and not doing it again for a week”
“How would you have fun then?”
If Disney does end up adapting Percy Jackson and screws over these two I riot

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it´s all fun and games until you have to add shades :/
anyway, solangelo being cute together
Will: There's only one thing worse
than dying.
Will: *rips paper away to reveal
'Nico' above dying*
Nico, nodding: Myself.
Will: no
Pig: *makes pig noises*
Vegans: oh my god just look at them screaming in anguish from being tortured
every “slaughterhouse expose” ever
“It’d be nice to heal you once and not doing it again for a week”
“How would you have fun then?”
If Disney does end up adapting Percy Jackson and screws over these two I riot

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Things I have heard studying animal science at college
(I smashed my first year and have a year left, I thought I'd revisit my old post)
*staring at a hamster foetus in a jar of fluid* "Is it wrong that I want to shake it?"
"Guys, last night I was having a breakdown, but you know what I did that helped? ... I put on a hat"
"Meerkats are just spicy ferrets and you cant tell me otherwise"
*during a disection* "Stop making the dead rat do the macarena, it's dISreSpECTfUL"
"Is it wrong that I want to fight this goat?"
"You know what me and this 70 year old tortoise have in common? Depression and bad spines"
"I fear that if I pronounce scientific animal names incorrectly I will summon a demon"
"If they made alfalfa hay into perfume I'd buy it"
Nightime wishes
When fanfiction writers write “pulled her closer by the waist”…THIS is what we mean.
Ahh I love making comic books based on pjo memes😂👌🏼❤
hey trans friends
if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it.
you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.
oh my god this is amazing
I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but this is a very important life hack!
make sure you actually buy a present though or else this is all going to fall apart. it doesn’t have to be expensive, e.g. a “best dad” mug, socks, a bath bomb, multi-tool variations of everyday objects, soap, tea, a candle, et cetera.
November/December, Happy Holidays

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nico: sorry i stopped responding last night, i had to go to bed.
jason: you still have a bedtime??
nico: no, the light was bothering will so he took my phone and put it on his bedside table
jason: oh okay. wait-
nico: what
jason: why was will in your bed last night
nico:
jason:
nico:
jason:
nico: okay so i can explain. it’s not what it looks like i promise it’s just-
Reblog with your idiot pet and I will draw it very badly
This is Maddie Moonshine and she knows her worth
Thackary Binx, contemplating his life decisions.
octopus void
Reblog with your idiot pet and I will draw it very badly
This is Tera she is a dum dum and I love her
Not to be dramatic but I would die for Tera
Reblog with your idiot pet and I will draw it very badly
This is Maddie Moonshine and she knows her worth
stick m leggy oot
Reblog with your idiot pet and I will draw it very badly
This is Patch (front) and Lily (back). They're both very stupid.
something went horribly horribly wrong

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Reblog with your idiot pet and I will draw it very badly
This is my hamster looking angry because I gave him a unicorn shaped icecube instead of the cornflake he wanted (it was super hot)
cörmflaek
Reblog with your idiot pet and I will draw it very badly
Picasso is quaking