I Need You To Hit Me In The Face

[for context, the plague doctor is scatting/humming the intro to the song ‘Come and Get Your Love’ by Redbone, transitioning into the beginning lyrics that the offscreen voice accompanies them on]

I gotta say that since COVID-19 hit I have been surprised by the number of people who just seem to have plague doctor masks and cloaks just...lying around?

*orders you a bowl of cheesy broccoli soup and winks at you from across this Panera Bread*

me after my 15 min break at work

skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love

Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

this is UPS driver erasure

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

Hahahaha FoxNews. Oh FoxNews… do better. 😂😂

My friend who has celiac disease recommended these bags to me. Not only can you ensure there’s no cross-contamination with other people using the toaster but like the title says, it really does make the perfect sandwich!

the mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?