Trash Talk

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

childhood friends to complete strangers

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

god everyone and everything is annoying as hell. i get so worried about being annoying myself but it’s like hey the entire planet gets to be irritating as hell apparently and nobody gives a fuck

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

lets all click on the source of the gif