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Worst American President

Ronald Reagan

Literally any other President

Voting ended onMar 24, 2023

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ANDREW FKN JACKSON

I solved it.

#two dots #this ad is nothing like the game #ad #march 5 #this has no place on tumblr

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Brown Butter Chai Cake

#for larry

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white cake with strawberries and mascarpone frosting

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Gooey Butter Cake Recipe

cottagesongs

blackberry sage cake (x)

fullcravings

Chocolate Vanilla Heart Surprise Cake

just-shower-thoughts

In the future it will be impossible to even conceive of a fair society because the wealthy will be essentially immortal. We’re living in the waning years of powerful people dying naturally. Our descendants will see leaders rule for hundreds of years.

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Peach soda pop -park bird Hot milk -snail house

#Darrius and max on Xbox jfc

pikasuz

fun ideas for things to do for fun that are free:

- Play “don’t let the balloon hit the floor” with multiple balloons while at the same time playing “the carpet is lava”

- play hide-and seek in a mall or large public place

- dress up in elaborate costumes to do normal things like go to walmart

- play hide-and-seek or something in walmart without getting kicked out

- get on youtube with friends and try to learn a new talent like juggling or dancing or something

- look at the ingredients in the house and google what you can bake with them

- go to a park you’ve never been to before and walk around like you’re an adventurer discovering everything (“I do say! This here looks like a leaf! What an interesting specimen!”)

- just go to a park in general. I mean, they got slides and swings and crap. Get all over that (but don’t be a jerk. kids are awesome. let them play first).

- dig up toys/games from when you were a kid. Try to play Nintendo 64 games on your hi-def TV. Feel yourself get cut by the sharp, pointy pixels.

- make a super tacky music video to a song that you thought was super cool when you were in middle school

- draw with chalk, blow bubbles, jump rope, ride your bike around your neighborhood

in general, just stop pretending you’re too cool to do the fun stuff you did when you were 10. 10-year-olds don’t have money to spend on entertainment, and yet I notice that they have more fun than anybody. Have an awesome summer, everybody.

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@lovinglyricsigb dates??

canary-prince

Mall hide and seek is AMAZING and employees rarely care especially if you stick to the big department stores

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THANK YOU

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fuchsiamae

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

repulsion-gel

The Tell-Tale Heart, The Gift of the Magi, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calavaras County, Thank You Ma'am

allyitis

the box social by james reaney. i remember we all had to silently read it in class, and you would hear the moment everyone reached the Part because some people would audibly go “what”

fuchsiamae

wHat did I just put my eyes on

schrodingers-rufus

“The Veldt” by Ray Bradbury

Not quite a short story, but read in class: “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street” from The Twilight Zone

w3rewolf-th3rewolf

Harrison Bergeron, Cat and the Coffee Drinkers

rebel-against-reality

“Where are you going and where have you been” by Joyce carol oates

actuallyapathy

“The Pedestrian” by Ray Bradbury

asexualzoro

the lottery by shirley jackson

eccentwrit

i can’t believe Roald Dahl’s “The Landlady” wasn’t already mentioned and also it’s not so much unsettling as more absurdist but “The Leader” by Eugene Ionesco definitely made me go wtf

idlewildly

Ett halvt ark papper. I cried so much.

bravinto

Ночь у мазара, А. Шалимов

siderealsandman

A Sound of Thunder by Ray Bradbury

insanitysbloomings

I Have no Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

felderwin

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

was-once-somewhere-else

Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby, by Donald Barthelme

jeaniefranklins

I read Ray Bradbury’s “All Summer In A Day” in seventh grade (it wasn’t assigned, I was just going through my textbook for new stuff to read) and as a bullied kid with SAD, it Fucked Me Up.

sanguinarysanguinity

An Ordinary Day with Peanuts, by Shirley Jackson

real-faker

Eh, this was more like community college, but The Star by Arthur C. Clarke

scarlettaagni

Lamb to the Slaughter by Roald Dahl

and this story that I can’t remember the name of and can’t find, though it might be by O. Henry? it’s about a bunch of demons who want to stop Santa Claus from going through with Christmas, and he must travel through the mountains they inhabit to escape their vices? (good christ I can’t remember the name for the life of me)

ghostloner

Ok but the laughing man and a good day for bananafish but j.d. Salinger

nitrosplicer

The City (195) Ray Bradbury. An intense commentary on colonialism and space exploration. I read it for a sci fi survey class.

Another short story I read in that sci fi class was Vaster than Empires and More Slow (1971) by Ursula K. Le Guin. A commentary on humanity and how human we believe ourselves to be. Also, an interesting commentary on mental health.

In the Woods Beneath the Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom, written in 1947 by Ango Sakaguchi. It made my skin crawl the first time I read it.

Also going to recommend For A Breath I Tarry by Roger Zelazny, a commentary on whether AI can become human in a future without humans: http://www.kulichki.com/moshkow/ZELQZNY/forbreat.txt