trashhhh

But it’s not so enjoy

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

oooh... you touch my tralala... oooh... my [melancholy harp riff] plin plin plon

lindsey graham died??????

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Do Marsha Blackburn next 🥰

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.