The Bright Sessions
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
NASA
shark vs the universe
izzy's playlists!
Color Me Curious
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PR's Tumblrdome
bliss lane
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The remaining 10% will be broken down into approaching-weird, oddly normal and uncomfortably weird.
Menu changes daily with market options.
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Alakazam!
Your spell has no effect.
(Which doesnβt change the truth of the bottom statement.)
Opinions on crows?
I cannot express how much I love crows.
I feed them, I talk to them. I have decided that all their last names are Peety. That way they know Iβm talking to them covertly when I say βhey Peety, wanna grab some fries?β
And sometimes, they do.
Understandably, they often have very important corvid duties to attend to, preventing them from getting fries with me right then.
Thatβs ok though, I get them fries just in case, and leave them at the lamp.
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Hereβs the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!Β This one is called THE KINGβS FOREST.Β cw: blood, violence
How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all thatβs so fucking cool.
Oh my
So which one are you? one of my Faebies? or one of my Faeggots! x
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reverted back to my pillbug-self (how your email finds me)
So much
reverted back to my pillbug-self (how your email finds me)
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Hello you silly lil bean βΊοΈ
:D how are you? I rlly hope you're doing well!!! C: *insert excited very happy child noises*
Iβm as well as needs be. Cute noises!
C: Fluppy says hi btw! He's just with my cousin rn :D
Hey, Fluppy!
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sorry if this is a stupid and/or weird question but your response to that anon talking about people experiencing orgasms during childbirth made me wonder if there's a certain point in development after which it'd be weird for pregnant people to have sex or masturbate, since after a certain point the fetus(?) can hear? like, should people do it quietly or does it just not really matter? sorry again but i am genuinely clueless
should. should pregnant people have sex quietly so their baby doesn't hear?
okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening
I swear this is a consequence of the "life begins at conception" propaganda. Combined with the recurrent moral panic about "protecting children" (from knowledge).
Absolutely rancid combination of Christian morality with Christian morality.
I'm sad to say that the rise of fascism has been visible in my inbox for years as people become increasingly distrustful of their own bodies and pleasure. you see it in people's paranoia around becoming "porn addicts," their need for reassurance that a 24 year old isn't a predator for dating a 22 year old, their fears that they may have unwittingly committed assault by looking at another child's naked body when they were young, their insistence that consensual sex is impossible for anyone who has had a single drink or smoked a whiff of weed. people, especially young people, are doing a tremendous amount of work for fascism in terms of rigorously policing their own bodies and sexual expression, and they often don't even realize it.
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Hello you silly lil bean βΊοΈ
:D how are you? I rlly hope you're doing well!!! C: *insert excited very happy child noises*
Iβm as well as needs be. Cute noises!
somewhere, in deepest pit, something stirs for thee.
something ancient, something foul, far wiser than you or me.
the beast is long and ghastly, it's hide a sickly hue.
it's talons cragged and sinewed, it's tongue a deathly blue
from beneath the ocean waves, or perhaps the desert sands
voices sing in chorus, bowed heads and praising hands
the beast has seen the eldest stars, and chewed the bones of gods
it's stitched the skin of prophets, and outlasted impossible odds
the creature hungers, and it knows, it's will you must obey.
for defiance brings a wretched fate, stolen and spirited away
somewhere beyond the mirror, or lurking beneath your bed
something whispers in your ear, a second voice in your head
the beast wears stolen faces, each life a stolen name
so be wary, little one, or your own will soon be claimed
pay heed, o wanderer, and know yourself as marked
for the many miles you've traveled, girl, pale to the ones you'll walk
This is the sort of eldritch menace that absolutely turns me on.
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Hello you silly lil bean βΊοΈ
So, to be clear, most cis people don't actually think that gender affirming care works.
This is made evident in a lot of different ways.
One of those ways is how when cis people talk about someone's transition, they talk about it as if it happened in a day. Like, when a trans person talks about their transition, they usually say "I started transitioning in [date]". Where as the cis person will say "X transitioned in [date]".
They think transition is surgery. It's a surgery. They think trans people go under, get bottom surgery, breast implants and ffs all in one go and wake up all transitioned.
They think it's possible to change the shape of your body, but not its function. It's all superficial, just changing your appearance. You might even look like the opposite gender, but nothing meaningful actually changed. You have breasts now? That doesn't mean you can ever produce milk. And if you do something so you can? That milk would probably be harmful to a baby.
That's why you'll never be a woman.
As if we don't know that TWERFs stick to the fact that trans women don't have utureses as the ultimate undeniable proof that we are not actually women. Do you think if medical technology ever changes so that we can get uteri grown from stem cells, suddenly they'll accepted that we are now women?
And you might be thinking, if cis people don't really believe medical transition works, why are conservatives constantly talking about hormones?
They think it does something, but not that that something is equivalent to an endogenous puberty. Like, they'll interfere with your development and make you sterile. They definitely affect you in some negative ways, but they will never produce meaningful results. After all, boys and girls are genetically different.
I'm sure they think someone assigned male a birth taking estrogen is going to get larger breasts. But they don't think those breasts are the same as a cis girl's breasts. They will never look like real breasts (unless you get implants, but those are just for show) and they will never function like real breasts.
I think a few years ago most cis people would not know that HRT is a thing. It's only become common knowledge because conservatives have been fearmongering about giving hormones to minors.
Even now, most of them probably don't know that hormones are something our bodies produce naturally. That's why they'll call HRT drugs.
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Gold, Silver, and Bronze!π₯π₯π₯
Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.
did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows
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