#shakespeare yolo

i live on incorrectshakespeare’s hamlet tag

“bruh, I have done thy mother”

this is so funny 

please add to the list 

Titus Andronicus: “Well That Escalated Quickly”  Romeo and Juliet: “Shut Up, You’re Like 12” Julius Caesar: “I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now” Hamlet: “[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]” Othello: “Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be.” King Lear: “Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks” Macbeth: “Did It For the Vine” Antony and Cleopatra: “Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow.”

"You have betrayed thy homie"

I did it. I don’t know why I did it but I did it.

 #YOUR UNCLE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE DOUCHECANOE is kind of an accurate summary of the whole play

A Montague at some point probably  (via chrlspratts)

[Exit, pursued by a bear]

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue