the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes i prefer completing my tasks well before the deadline whether i actually do so is a seperate matter

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

Why would you use duct tape to hold hands ?

Wait I’m a fucking idiot

nayka anqati mama

No midroll ads and it’s just a polite man playing hitman with meditative music in the background this is actually just insane enough to be my new favorite thing to fall asleep to

“Now I will drop this man here and quietly snap his neck. The Mackerel claims its first victim” okay I’m here for life.

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive