still your soul will suffer this plight

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

this is not a joke

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

This Is A Fandom For A Band About a Fictional Satanic Ministry/Cult. Tobias Used To Write Songs About Raping Corpses and Shoving Crucifixes In Cunts. Many Ghost Songs are Not Meant for Minors Point Blank.

i personally am always a bit shocked when kids are brought to concerts and whatever but to each their own ig, but online...people shouldnt have to be worried about being put on blast as "yucky freaks" bc they ship papas or whatever bc What If The Poor Poor Helpless Minors Are Exposed To Them : (

a sleepy, messy-haired Copia wearing PJ pants and this crop top

today, 6 years ago, the Rats mv was released for the first time‼️🐀