What if we vibed? JK. . . unless?

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

nightmare amulet rotation

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

TENNA SWEEP

the conversation about the ICE contractor at the taylor swift and travis kelce wedding misses the point so hard because the actual conversation should be about class divides like the whole roster of riches was together at a wedding, it’s never left vs right—it’s the rich vs average people.

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis