Makers Breath!

hold on a sec guys phone call

they are putting me down

Working w my jiujitsu instructor tonight and he's like "An important concept when practicing jiujitsu is tori-uke. The uke is the person on the receiving end of the technique" and I had to clamp my mouth shut so hard

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

And unclench your jaw

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

Also, if the sale collapses on Elon's side, he owes Twitter $1 billion. It'd be really funny.

likes charge, reblogs cast

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

Shout out to trans people who are doing absolutely nothing. We are just out here.

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

My God they actually look like dogs now

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

* not just rhyme its uhmm all lines have 11 syllabes and it rhymes like ABA BCB CDC etc etc etc for EVER very good

... are u telling me that English translations don't follow the original rhyming

Although, to be fair, Shakespeare often did this by making up new words. Because, fuketh iteth