danish:)

if you're a Zionist you're stupid

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

it appears i have an enemy

Hvorfor kan vi ikke være allierede?

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

ko si mačka poliže tačko…in si s tačko pomane glavo…vau….njen šmapon in balzam…..

pan mae dy gath yn llyfu ei bawen…ac wedyn yn rhwbio ei ben gyda’r bawen… waw….dyna ei smiapŵ a’i gyflyrydd…..

quand ton chat lèche sa patte…puis frotte sa tête avec la patte… wow….c'est son shmapooing et son après-shampooing…..

Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.

The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.

imagine you finally find the exit to the infinite IKEA after being trapped inside for years and you step out into the infinite IKEA parking lot

@scp-threats-is-back help :(

We managed to find the edge of the parking lot but we have yet to find the exit because it opens into the infinite highway

The Obelisk asked for a sacrifice today. I was expecting a lamb or something. No. Fucking Bacon Chicken Caesar wrap.

you wanna go to jupiter so bad it makes you look stupider

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

the horseless carriage implies the existence of a "horse"

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/

you either die alive or live long enough to see yourself become dead

"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.