Part time dragon-rider

Feeling dumb was exhausting.

"I'm not talking about whatever foot fungus you have with that man. That's just weird."

"Oh, be quiet, Slenderman. We don't want your money."

"You sound like a Founding Father," Gaugher said. "And you look it, too."

"I used to tease my wife like that, and look where it got me. Now I'm old, and nobody loves me."

Keyes just loitered, staring at the door that had put him to shame. He couldn't believe that he had been bested by a door. And an old ass door, at that. How embarrassing.

And what the hell was that mascot? Freaky ass bird. Why did it have a six-pack? What was going in Colorado?

Who was this guy, the government?

She sounded more lighthearted now, as if she were talking about a friend that got married and not her son sinning in the school bathroom.

He was his father's spitting image, just with more hair.

"Remember, we're not kidnapping you. You're getting in here willingly, right?" "Right." "Wrong!"

"The sun's still out, Lou. Did you forget that that's a key component of daytime?"

Liana couldn't find a single good thing to like about her coworker aside from his face, and everybody liked his face, so it didn't even count.

like he’s the himbo-iest himbo I’ve ever seen but smarter than pretty much everyone. how.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

The Author and the Prince of Nightmares

More importantly, though, the love interest is a monster. So, you know, all things that Tumblr loves! I guess, lol.

I'm not saying it's a perfect movie. I don't like the songs, and the lore is kind of lost on me. But to me, the stunning visuals make up for it.