SHE GOTTA LOTTA LEGS!

That one is porple

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

cliff bar usually

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

Whats up tunblr basically i just wrote this book with tons of dope fan fiction trope buzz woeds and gay characters fucking & sucking each other the entire book U will like it automaticaly i think since it has those blaze ths shit imediately🔥🔥🔥

a ​past url is kind of like a dead wife

now I’m curious, what’s everyone’s dead wife url mine is assbuttsinburgatory

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

i said this in the tags of that other post but frotting is LITERALLY a lesbian activity. its for girls. men can go back to beating each other with hammers

i changed my mind. beating each other with hammers is also for girls. men can have a single saltine cracker

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario