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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me