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No, you weren't born gay, you decided to watch lord of the rings as a kid and ever since yearned for a love as tender as Frodo and Sam's

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS The Two Towers
āTo enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of death. They wait for my command. Shall they shoot?"
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Frodo and Renaissance paintings.
I finished reading The Lord of the Rings for the first time in my life. With all of *vague gesture at everything* this going on.
I Am Not Okay
You have to understand. I watched the movies maybe once as a kid when they came out twenty years ago. I've somehow avoided learning like anything about these books my entire life. Literally everything about these books was a complete unknown and surprise to me. Totally blank slate going on. I barely even knew how it ended.
Holy shit.
Frodo didn't complete his task. Sam literally carried him up Mount Doom. And when he got to the end, he couldn't throw the Ring away.
But for Gollum biting it off with his finger, it wouldn't have been destroyed.
So Frodo's journey saved the world nonetheless.
And it broke him.
It was too much for him to bear. He could no longer live in the Shire or live in Middle-Earth. He wasn't of the world anymore. He had to go to the Undying Lands.
He took on the task that no one else would. He saved the world. Everyone got a happy ending. Aragorn became King, Sam rebuilt the Shire, Merry and Pippin became heroes. They all lived in renown.
But Frodo had the hardest task of all. No one else would do it. A simple hobbit who came by the Ring by chance. Not a King, not an immortal. Not a wizard. No power save his will and his friends. And he did it and saved everyone.
And he never got to rest. He never got to remain in peace. The task destroyed him. It was too much.
But there was no other way. Nobody but a simple hobbit could bear the ring all the way to Mount Doom and resist its power so long. Not a man, not an elf, not a wizard; they would have succumbed. Gandalf knew this, which was why he chose the hobbits in all his designs.
It's amazing that one of the precedent setting works in the fantasy genre holds up so well because it subverts what ultimately became the genre's core tropes. The hero was not the King, or a chosen one. In fact, the hero not being the King was a key point that allowed Aragorn to distract Sauron and allow the task in the first place. The hero was someone unassuming but courageous, who did the thing because no one else would, even though it was just by chance he came upon it.
But Frodo couldn't resist the Ring completely. He wasn't superior to anyone else in that way. And in the end it left him broken. The burden crushed him. No one else could do it, and in the end, he couldn't either. He wasn't so special that he was invulnerable.
I'm not okay. Holy fuck you guys.
It's been a week and I'm still not over this, I'll never get over this.
Something that I've been thinking about, as I struggle with depression and anxiety and *another vague gesture at everything* is that LOTR does not criticize Frodo for being broken. It does not shame him or deny him what he needs.
The task was too much and it broke him and that's okay. His friends nonetheless take care of him and let him go with understanding. The book doesn't treat it as a bad thing.
This seems to be a theme throughout the books. The characters rest and heal. They spend time recovering in Rivendell, Fangorn, Lorien, Ithilien. It's treated as good and necessary. They don't heroically endure endless torment from the second they set out until they're done.
And in Gondor's march from Minas Tirith to Mordor, Aragorn recognizes that some of the very few men he's taking with him don't have the heart to go to battle against the Enemy. And he says that's okay. He gives them other tasks the they can do. They hold other strategic points. They aren't shamed for not going all the way, or kicked out, or told that they aren't manly or whatever. Their limitations are recognized and respected. The task was too big and it was okay that they couldn't do it.
I don't know man. I've held on through some absolutely crazy shit. White knuckled through mental health crises when my doctors were begging me to take a break, to go to the hospital before I hurt myself. My therapist has tried to slow me down and tell me that I've been going through it and it's understandable that I am feeling some kind of way. Even one of my colleagues remarked that I've had an absolutely fucking wild career and that I've seen more as a lawyer of seven years than she has as a lawyer of forty. But I've gotten it into my head that I have to be strong, I have to be independent.
Fuck me, man, I'm currently white knuckling through life and hanging on by a fucking thread. A few weeks ago I was about an hour away from checking myself in to a mental health facility until my best friends swooped in to help me. And then I went right back to work.
And then I read this book. This fucking brilliant and beautiful book written by a man who had seen the horrors of war and spilled it all over the page. And I read it for the first time as an adult with full understanding and experience of what it all means. And it hits me like a fucking truck.
And it says that you can't endure everything. That at some point you need to rest and heal. That if you take on too much you will break. And that all of that is okay.
How am I supposed to move on with my life after reading this?
"Star of EƤrendil" backstage at HOTA featuring the cast of The Lord of the Rings āØļø
i cant stop thinking of this fucking. Image. why is he doing that
I've had a bad day and would like to remind u that these photos of the lotr cast t-posing exist because it always makes me feel better:
Don't forget this one of Frodo giving side eye like a diva:
And this one of Sam always makes me giggle:
And Saruman giving bat wings:
And these guys:
You're welcome <3
This is also how we photograph frogs to document their ventral colouration and I am cackling

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. heās the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one iām afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time
People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.
Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.
Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven
one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was likeĀ āwe donāt know whatās in there.ā like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for āpass of the spider.ā do the math
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Donāt forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.
Faramir: Hey, donāt go up the Spider Stairs.
Frodo: Why? Whatās up the Spider Stairs?
Faramir: We donāt know, Frodo. We just donāt know.
to be fair, youād assume the name means āthereās a lot of spiders here,ā not, āthere is one spider the size of a draft horse here.ā so you go up expecting to have to shoo a lot of skeeter eaters out of your tent, and instead you have to figure out how to rope and shoe godzillarantula.
Hmmmā¦
They do live in a world where godzillarantulas feature prominently in mythology and history (Ungoliant plunged the world into darkness, scared the crap out of Sauronās old boss, etc) and existed within the last century in Mirkwood. Assuming they ever talk to anyone whoās been to Mirkwood. They⦠probably know they were giant spiders in Mirkwood pretty recently? Itās hard to figure out how much anyone in Middle-earth has been talking to anyone else when we didnāt actually see it.
On the other hand ā what if itās the giant evil spidersā prominence in history/mythology thatās causing trouble? What if lots of evil/nasty things/places get called āspiderā just to indicate how nasty and evil they are, rather than any association with literal spiders, and itās just⦠overloaded? Maybe the bad part of town in Minas Tirith is the Spider District. Maybe every tavern trying to be edgy calls itself the Spiderweb.
Actually spider/Ungoliant references could be really appealing to Gondorians trying to be edgy. Theyāre dark and evil! Plunged the world into darkness! But they ARENāT involved in the war theyāre actually fighting, they arenāt directly associated with Sauron at all, so getting too interested in them would be creepy without being potentially treasonous. Because no oneās ACTUALLY going to worship those dangerous but not epic spiders up in Mirkwood, and no oneās heard anything from any proper spawn of Ungoliant in ages and ages.
In fact, spider/Ungoliant references might be appealing to ORCS trying to express that something is nasty and creepy! Nobody likes Ungoliant.
Maybe Faramirās been to fourteen different Spider Caves across Ithilien, and half of them he didnāt even see regular spiders in, theyāre just dark and damp and may have had orcs at some point, or something, and at some point in history someone got spooked. So you know, itās POSSIBLE Spider Pass has something to do with spiders? But really it just means people donāt like it.
(The problem with this theory is we never actually SAW anyone overusing spider references. But itās plausible they would!)
āThe average spider on Middle Earth is the size of a dinner plateā is a statistical error. The average spider on Middle Earth is smaller than a coin. Cirith Ungol (lit: Spiders Gorge), which contains a spider larger than a horse, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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this map, by jonathan hull, shows all the places in the USA named after the devil or hell. assuming big giant awful spiders were a common thing in middle earth, itās likely that there were a shit ton of Spider Stairways.Ā
you donāt wander into Devilās Lick assuming that satan himself is gonna give you a rimjob. you presumably also donāt head up Spider Stairs assuming an arachnid the size of a cottage is gonna try and eat your friend.Ā

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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.
Legolas saying āthis city needs more treesā is actually so valid. Not only from an environmental and social well-being point of view, but Gondor has one very important tree with very few fellows and therefore restricted access to nutrients, so the extended mycorrhizal network more trees would provide actively enhances the welfare of the white tree and symbolically the spirit of the nation. In this essay I will