knight of the round skillet

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

Does crossing spears with your fellow guard to block passage count as touching tips or….

imagine a fucking powerful warrior with a huge sword killing the fuck out of you

nobody tells you this but the knights at the jousting tournaments are free. you can take them to your castle. don't listen to their lords. I have 137 knights roaming in my hallways

In World Of Warcraft You Can Be Whatever u Want to Be i chose my name as bryan because ive always wanted my name to be bryan

I find this so funny cause I play WoW and my name is Bryan XD

Bryan Whats Your Password

Cursed amulet this, cursed sword that. I don’t need a curse to tell me to kill people. That’s what my maiden is for. #mymaiden

"who am I to judge" well actually they call me to work the Pearly Gates when St Peter wants a day off so

These violent delights are awesome I bet they're gonna have dope as fuck ends

my cock has taken me places I would not venture with lance and halbert

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

The spirit is weak the flesh is weak and me also I feel not so willing

im fucked up off a pear rn