hashirama:Β aahhhh am a gaaaamer of constant sorrow (alternatively:Β my βAss Ceremonyβ is solely to blame for all thre bad earthquakes. if i knew it would have caused the earthquakes i would not have done it.)
tobirama:Β i would appreciate it if my followesr called me βSirβ , like they would a Police Man, or any one else with the power to destroy their lives (alternatively:Β stand my ground, motherfucker)
hiruzen: i dont want to say im getting old but i just threw my back out throwing my shoulder out (alternatively: have you ever wanted to click X on a bastard)
minato:Β todayβs the day i put on my high heel cowboy boots & stomp the shit out of the fake plastic son that my father raised before i was born
tsunade:Β still way fuckin Muscled , despite the economy (alternatively:Β jokeβs on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isnβt filled with bloodm, itβs victory wine)
kakashi:Β forced to remove my famous βDANGER: MAY CONTAIN LETHAL LEVELS OF SARCASM !!β sign from the front door of the poolside shed that i live in (alternatively:Β i just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in)
naruto: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes⦠Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn (alternatively: looking dumb as a dog in my piss-yellow tuxedo whilst i spend hundres of dollars on international phone calls)
madara:Β my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants (alternatively:Β rude ass. Β upgradable to hell ass. Β upgradable to Satan ass. Β upgradable to chaos ass. Β upgradable to γγΉγΏγΌ (MasutΔ)-infinity ass)
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