all kpop idols should tweet "i am never ever going to fuck you" & turn off their phone

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

Okay and how were the fries

They were alright

getting really into penis lately

Is it getting into YOU, though?

cursed by god with tboy swag

stoner dracula be like I vant to smoke your bud

if i was in american prairies in the 1930s i would've stopped it

i would've eaten all the dust

it was already in a bowl and everything

losing 8tracks did irreparable damage to our society

love will feel (and maybe even be) so much more accessible when you stop thinking of it as this grand thing you have to be deserving of. it’s small, it’s in short moments, it’s in quick gestures, it’s in normal everyday things. when you think of it as something you have to discover or catch or deserve, you’ll miss how alive it already is all around you.