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Hey I just wanted to say happy pride month and also remind everyone that asexuals and aromantics are part of the LGBTQIA+ community and deserving of love and respect! 🌈

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

If there was a fragrance called “painfully American” this post would reek of it

andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

Hope everyone is well today !

And tomorrow !!!!

After that you’re on your own

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

holy fucking shit

I hope V2 has this level of Quality

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me