me at 30: i can't wait until i'm in my forties i'm gonna have so much fun :)

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

gay rats (gay rights in southern accent)

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

neil gaiman trying to explain non-binary queerplatonic angel romance or whatever to jensen ackles but jensen quickly becomes terrified and starts biting him

the fact😤👏🏼that there isn’t😓❌ a white rose emoji⚪️ and only a red🔴 is obviously lancastrian🌹propaganda📜😡 you thought❓😔 the wars of the roses 🥀🤴🏻ended at the battle of bosworth field?🗡🛡 think again 🤯🗣 yorkists👑📣 we rise🙌🏽💯 at dawn☀️👊🏼

welcome to my blog, where 99% of the time you will probably not be getting the content you signed up for.

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

Don’t walk up the stairs

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

This is why this website is worth negative money

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”