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I gotta feel like the bartender fucks w me

the sisko kirk hero worship homoeroticism would be entirely reversed if kirk ever showed up on ds9 thru his own time travel circumstances because the first thing that would happen is he would meet quark and the thing about kirk is there is nobody in the entire space and time of the universe that would annoy him more than quark it would immediately be like the worst day he ever experienced it would be like nonstop torment trying to understand why these things keep happening to him and then he would see sisko tactfully handling quark or god forbid see him getting quark to kiss the nagus scepter and like it would be over for him like sisko handling quark related paperwork would be the single most heroic thing hes ever seen like he would become immediately obsessed and bewitched

sometimes I forget spirk isn't Canon because they're so. close and intimate with eachother . they always had them doing some crazy shit for the other like What is Up with the both of you !!! You are Working !!! Stop flirting !!!!!!

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

what if you were like, the pope but also the president and you got kidnapped and your first course of action was to call your gay stepson who manages a dave & busters. grand nagus zek lives this every day

Gene Roddenberry was just a little stupid. never forget this

sometimes Star Trek isnt woke sometimes Star Trek is stupid as shit. and thats ok you can still like it #fuckyes