Picking LINT off the sofa?!

anyone else finding the torment relentless

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"

failedfinalgirl → tombstonecowboy

tombstonecowby -> toxicdivorce

i would produce up to hundreds of innovative materials if i had machinery

we could be building lots of structures with my innovative materials

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

we need another bidoof’s law to refer to the phenomenon where someone says some rude stupid shit in the reblogs of your post and you go to their blog and all their posts are about nature loving you and being kind to each other and cute illustrations about friendship etc. the cognitive dissonance

Fleming's law: the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media