mako mori

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

must representation be “good”? is it not enough to watch two men destroy each other's lives

no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

OP Change your FUCKING URL

i feel like we should stop making jokes about sex. not because im a prude- i DO fuck, frequently- but because at this point there's only so many times you can say penis before it just goes in one ear and out the other

Hardest drug is the weight of God’s indifference

I mean on the one hand, yes, shipping spongebob characters is certifiably absurd and people who do it do not deserve rights but on the OTHER hand if you took Spongebob and Squidward's personalities and dropped them into, say, a pair of anime girls from a gacha game or two white guys from a teen drama everyone would be like "oh of COURSE this is a big ship"

glad to see everyone reading this post is just as upset as I was when I thought of it

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

winter makes me feel like the guys at the of the lotr. do you remember the taste of strawberries mr. frodo

devotion that corrupts is my favorite btw there's nothing wrong with it ever & it should be encouraged