did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

let them have the last word.

You’ll never “win.” There is no one perfect right thing you can say to exit the conversation as the faultless angel you want to be. Maybe you think you’re giving them an opportunity to improve or maybe you think you’re dunking on them but all that’s REALLY happening is that they’re spinning you in circles until you trip. Say what you need to say 1) once 2) kindly 3) firmly and get the fuck outta there!!!