guy who is trying really hard not to be weird about you but failing miserably

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I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

5 years since my life change 4ever

Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

My life is falling apart except thats not true at all everything is fine im just a little whiny baby

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

Cinephile just means a person who likes watching films, but now it has become some kind of dick measuring competition to see who has seen the most obscure 1942 silent film that only got shown in 1 theatre in a small Estonian village and the director got cursed by a witch that burnt down the entire studio and the only surviving copy of that film is from a private collection in Uzbekistan that got dubbed over in Cantonese.