I like you!

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

we almost normalized women armpit hair so now can we work on normalizing a little bit of bush showing around the edges of your swimsuit

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

does anyone know if it’s possible

ok good I was getting worried

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

to whom am I squeaking

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

shaking my head while I say things like "goldfish memory" and "shrimp colors" to indicate that while these are useful and vivid shorthands I don't support the scientific misconceptions that they're based on

like does anyone else still feel the exact same age they were in march 2020 like 90% of the time

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times